A bachelor party song Or a bachelorette one

CookThem label · Pop punk · 2:38

Total Eclipse of Hove

For Chloe, for the big send-off

Got an index for the colors of the other colors chosen
Dan is walking to the altar with his judgment fully frozen

Record credits · what we were told

This is for Chloe's hen party in Brighton, from her bridesmaids. Chloe planned her wedding in a spreadsheet with 47 tabs, color-coded, including one for the colors of the other tabs. She once texted goodnight, love you to her boss instead of her fiancé Dan, and then added a heart emoji to make it less weird. She cannot parallel park and once spent twenty minutes outside a bakery before giving up and leaving the car in Hove. She is the karaoke queen of the office but only knows Total Eclipse of the Heart, and she sings all of it, every time. She has a sourdough starter called Gerald that she talks to more than to Dan. We want a loud, fast, cheeky song to scream together on the night out, roasting her with love before she says I do.

CookThem label · Charanga · 3:06

El Influencer del Humo

For Rubén, for the big send-off

Suenen trompetas con fuerza y descaro
que despedimos a un lince bien raro.

Sung in Spanish

Record credits · what we were told

Rubén se casa con Marta el mes que viene y esta es su despedida de soltero. Ha perdido el DNI cuatro veces este año, una de ellas dentro de su propio coche. Se presenta como influencer de barbacoas y tiene 212 seguidores, la mitad son su madre con distintas cuentas. En el viaje de fin de curso se quedó dormido en el autobús y se despertó en Andorra. Baila Paquito el chocolatero con la seriedad de un bailarín del Bolshói. Le prometió a Marta que aprendería a planchar antes de la boda y de momento ha quemado dos camisas. Queremos una canción de charanga para cantarla todos juntos por la calle, que se ría de él con cariño y sin piedad.